Theology of thinghoodness = thankgoodness rhymes are theology

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If there's such a 'thing" as an intelligible god
and if he's the designer of a cosmos, how odd
that this god would himself
leave on his "shelf"
the clods of his cosmos .. as ..um ... revalatory ..... ( shpelf? )

(If I could create rhymes ex-nihilo I would
Clumsy, perhaps, but also quite good.
Sense It might make,
true wit to thus fake,
the Real Creator's skill in making thing-hood )
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Etherchapel's in a very bad neighborhood....

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... so much for that neighborhood!

The power (if you must call it that) of the reserved and revered blessed sacrament ended an age of rampant demonic oppression. A digital equivalent must now begin...